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I am Pakistani. Laughing is Prohibited |
A young man left his job as a salesman in a company in
Karachi and went to Canada in search of a better future. There he applied for a
job as a salesman in a large department store. It used to be in a few big
stores where you can buy everything from needle to plane.
The store owner asked during the interview
"According to your documents, you belong to an Asian
country, Pakistan. You have worked as a salesman before."
"Yes, I have worked in a company in Karachi, Pakistan
for eight years."
The owner liked this guy
"Look. I'm giving you a job. You have to justify my
decision with your performance. Come tomorrow. Good luck."
The next day that Pakistani boy arrived at his job. It was
the first day. A long and tiring day. However, it was six o'clock in the
evening.
The owner called him to his office
"Yes bro. How many sales did you do today?"
"One" he replied
"Just one" said the owner disappointedly
"Look. My salesmen do at least 20 to 30 deals a day. You have to improve
your performance or it will be difficult."
"better head"
The owner asked again, "Good. Tell me, how much was this
deal of yours?"
"For nine hundred and fifty thousand seven hundred and
nine dollars," he said
"What. Nine hundred thousand dollars. A deal of nine
hundred thousand dollars," the owner stood up in surprise
"No nine hundred thousand. Sir. Nine hundred fifty
thousand seven hundred and nine dollars."
"Oh man of God! What did you sell?" Malik was screaming
"Sir! A man came. First I sold him a small fishing rod,
then a medium one, and then the biggest one, a ROD. Then I asked him where he
planned to fish, and he said the sea. So I told him that he would need a boat
then. I took him to the boating section. He bought a big boat. said that his
car will not be able to take the boat to the shore.. I took him to the
automobile section. where he bought a 4*4 blazer. Then I told him that
"You'll stay in a dry hotel room or on a glittering beach" He liked
my idea and bought a 6x6 tent from the tent department to spend the night on
the beach. Music system, bought two cartons of beer besides some other
essentials.
The owner seemed to be going crazy. "I mean. You sold
all this to one customer. One customer who only came to buy a small fishing
rod."
"No. He came to buy a pill to relieve his headache due
to boredom and monotony. I told him that instead of the pill, why doesn't he
start an interesting activity like fishing." But then instead of the deal
of two pills for one dollar, he paid nine and a half lakhs.
Malik "Oh brother. Where did he come from?"
"I told you it was from Pakistan"
"Pakistan....?"
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